How To Start The Weekend With A Bang

First, get off of work and drive to the destination of your choice.
Upon closely arriving at that location, ignore the missing stop sign
on your right and drive straight into on coming traffic. You will get
an immediate sense of rigidity in your body, time will slow down as
rigamortis temporarily settles in. The ensuing loud smashing sound and
jarring of your vehicle and body will be a direct reflection of
successful start to your weekend with a bang! If you fail to meet any of these
steps, you will not have started your weekend with a bang. Steps may
be added to achieve this momentous accalade, but these are indeed the
minimum requirements.

For a smashing start, use someone elses vehicle. For this
demonstration, I used my wife's car. Now that you have all the
information necessary, all that is left is to go out and start your
weekend off right.

Cheers!