My Dads Foot

My dad dropped a glass bottle on the cement behind our house the other
day, what you see here is what ensued his actions. Top shelf dad, top
shelf.

The Cake

This masterpiece of art was created by a very close and personal
friend of mine. Mrs. Jessica Vo-McMinn is the creator of this
brilliant design. She's only 22 and this is what she can do. Very
impressive we didn't know what the cake would look like until she
arrived. I was floored. Thanks Jess. For her contact info call or
message me.

Eden Turns 2 today

My sweet angel turns 2 tonight at 20:53. This past Saturday we had a
wonderful party for her. She had a train, a fun jump, face painting,
and random games. It was so fun. The cake was amazing. Pic to come.
Happy birthday baby.

Wierd Name for A Grinding Tool

One of my welders came to me this morning and said he needed 20 of
these tools pictured. I'd never seen one so I asked, "what is it
called? Do you have a part number?" he turned to face me with a
perplexed look on his face and smiled. He exclaimed bashfully, "it's
called a donkey d•ck grinder!" I laughed and walked away. I went to
my parts catalog to find a photo and/or part number. Wouldn't you know
he wasn't lying. The actual name for this part is a Donkey D•ck. I
had to call, and of course a girl answered, and request this tool. I
euphamised the terminology and asked for a tool whose name is directly
related to a donkeys genetile parts. The girl laughed and said, "ok
sir, how many?"

The Beaumont Team

These are the brave men and women who rode the heat of success with me
in Beaumont. We had a blast.

Road to Beaumont

Heading to Beaumont for what could very well be the last soccer games
I ever play in. USA looks to best England today. Good luck.

The dangerous don't live forever, but the cautious don't live at all.

Wild Blue Blueberry Lager

So ashley's cousin brought us this new York brewed beer. It has an
amazing smell and the flavor is brilliant. I'm not one for fruity
beers but this is really above all expectations. Perhaps Pele1410
could shine some light in this interesting brew. I'll leave it to say,
try it out.