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Saturday, February 5, 2011
It's a Girl
At Sneak Peek 4D Ultrasound, and it's confirmed, I officially have to worry about every penis in the world...again. 100% girl. I'm ruled now by estregenical tyranny.
To be fair, you probably only have to worry about the penises (I had to google how to pluralize penis. I was going with penii.) in America. So that's only about 150 million penises. Probably atleast 15% of those are only going to like other penises, so now you're down to 128 million penises. Given tastes (probably a poor choice of wording), she probably won't like half of those penises, so now you're down to about 64 million penises.
There is a load removed my shoulders after reading your very diplomatic and statistically based post...lol. For the record, I would've gone with Penii for shock value.
You are silly... We still love you, but yes your girls rule ;)
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, you probably only have to worry about the penises (I had to google how to pluralize penis. I was going with penii.) in America. So that's only about 150 million penises. Probably atleast 15% of those are only going to like other penises, so now you're down to 128 million penises. Given tastes (probably a poor choice of wording), she probably won't like half of those penises, so now you're down to about 64 million penises.
ReplyDeleteThat make you feel better?
There is a load removed my shoulders after reading your very diplomatic and statistically based post...lol. For the record, I would've gone with Penii for shock value.
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