Dinner at Texas Road House Tuesday Night

Every Tuesday night me, Mike & Brad and Ashley all go eat before we go to the Bowling Alley. This past Tuesday the Outside Sales Rep for Gulf Cranes attended, not knowing me or wife, or what we look like, here is the conversation. The scene is set with me, Mike, Brad, and Rocky sitting at the table. My wife approaches but sees a friend sitting across the way and accosts their table. Passing us by and walking away from our table, the conversation begins:

Rocky: Holy Shit did you see the ass on that chick?

Me: Who that chick right there? (Pointing to my left)

Rocky: Yeah that one standing across from us, she's fine as hell!

Me: Dude, that's my wife! (smiling from the audacious compliment)

Rocky: Whatever man, she's fine man. You're joking!! (getting worried)

Me: No, seriously watch, "Hey babe."

Ashley: What's up?

Me: Just wanted to say hi...

Ashley: Why, go away I'm talking. (smiling)

Rocky: Wow, she really is your wife, my bad man, I'm sorry. But she is fine.

Me: No worries, sharing is caring. I like her too. (Laughing hysterically)