Mom: Tim, Where are you?
Me: At Jane's picking up dad's crabs what's up?
Mom: I can't get in my car!
Me: Did you try unlocking it?
Mom: The keys on the door don't work anymore and my keypad has been broken for a while now!
Me: They must have disconnected the battery and reset the ECU... where is your key?
Mom: For my car?
Me: Yes...
Mom: In my hand...
Me: Why don't you just unlock the door with your key, ya know, insert the key in the key hole and turn???
Mom: I can do that?
Me: Seriously??????
Mom: Um... I gotta go...
That is, by far, the most ridiculous thing I've read today...and my line of work has me reading some pretty ridiculous things. Thanks for the late-night laugh.
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HA, thanks. I couldn't believe it when she said it. I just hung my head in embarrassment, and no one was around.
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