Kung Fu Eden

Yesterday at lunch my gregarious daughter had a sparring competition with her imaginary friend Sadie, this what I video'd. 

Whole Foods Just Got Real!

Found this on yahoo news! Pretty funny. I don't know how Whole Foods feels about it, but I thought it was hilarious. 

Being British

Classic!

Saturday Night

This past Saturday night Ashley and I were heading to our room at about 11:00 p.m. for some much needed rest when we were interrupted by a very odd sound. The above video was being performed behind closed doors. We were able to catch a bit of it before she saw the camera.

Dilbert 3-20-2011

Dilbert 3-17-2011

Another classic...

Conversation:

Eden: Daddy, what's that?
Me: Baby, the correct way to pronounce that question is to say, "Daddy, what's this?" (she was holding the object)
Eden: Ok! What's this Daddy?
Me: That's a loofah!
Eden: Don't say that daddy! That's not nice!
Me: It's not a bad word baby...
Eden: Well, um, well, I don't like it a lot.
Me: Why not Princess?
Eden: I don't need a reason Daddy! Just because... It's dirty, this is super duper...not for you ok daddy?
Me: Ok little monster!
Eden: I'm not a little monster, you're a big monster! (running away laughing)

John Cleese in the News Today

Funny man John Cleese, made famous by his assisted findings of the Monty Python, was in the news today. It's always nice to keep up with his goings on as things have not been good for him since is ending of his Python career in the glorious year of 1983. It seems Mr. Cleese has been battling with severe case of depression after the divorce of his 3rd wife whom he paid a whopping £12.3 million to after 18 years of marriage. He has a new show coming up, "The John Cleese Alimony Tour." He has had to sell most of his estates to help fund this divorce settlement. He now claims he is happy than he has ever been dating reknowned jewelry designer Jennifer Wade, whom I might add is 31 years his junior, and things are never better. Apparently he and old friend and colleague Micheal Palin still remain in good communications, as Palin will be the punch line to many anecdotes on the night. I hope the show is a good one, I wouldn't mind seeing the 71 year old Minister of silly walks in live speech myself.

I'm Turning Japanese I Think I'm Turning Japanese I Really Think So...

I find Japanese game shows to be some of the most creative and most hilarious shows on tele today. Enjoy, because everyone needs a laugh.

Ever Wanted a Yeti Cooler...

Ever wanted a Yeti Cooler but couldn't justify the price? Yeti is the only cooler in the world to be Grizzly Bear Approved.

Classic Dilbert

Rush Limbaugh Lashes Out Against Motor Trend Magazine

In a recent radio blast, conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh questioned, better yet, removed all credibility from Motor Trend magazine when they gave the Chevy Volt the "Car of the Year" award. Rush had this to say, "Of all the cars in the world, the Chevrolet Volt is the Car of the Year?" scoffed Limbaugh on his show last week. "Motor Trend magazine, that’s the end of them. How in the world do they have any credibility? Not one has been sold."

The following response was found on Motor Trends website from editor Todd Lassa: (spoiler, the last line makes the read all worth it)

"Assuming you’ve been anywhere near the biggest automotive technological breakthrough since … I don’t know, maybe the self-starter, could you even find your way to the front seat? Or are you happy attacking a car that you’ve never even seen in person?

Last time you ranted about the Volt, you got confused about the “range,” and said on the air that the car could be driven no more than 40 miles at a time, period. At least you stayed away from that issue this time, but you continue to attack it as the car only a tree hugging, Obama-supporting Government Motors customer would want. As radio loudmouths like you would note, none of those potential customers were to be found after November 2.

Back to us for a moment, our credibility, Mr. Limbaugh, comes from actually driving and testing the car, and understanding its advanced technology. It comes from driving and testing virtually every new car sold, and from doing this once a year with all the all-new or significantly improved models all at the same time. We test, make judgments and write about things we understand.
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If you can stop shilling for your favorite political party long enough to go for a drive, you might really enjoy the Chevy Volt. I’m sure GM would be happy to lend you one for the weekend. Just remember: driving and Oxycontin don’t mix."

I Want to be a Cheerleader, no wait, a doctor, no wait...Shit

Please watch till the end. Not at all what you expect from these interviews. I love science. Hurray for intelligence.



The video is cheesy, but really interesting. You may hate me for asking you to watch this. For Pele1410, this is the equivalent to when I read those damn Twilight books and then told you I enjoyed them.

Next time you watch an American Football game, perhaps we will have a different perspective on the cheerleaders...then again maybe not.

Conversation

Tony: Tim, you gotta suck on that thing before you just put it in your mouth and bite!
Me: Wait, what? I did, I sucked for like 10 seconds.
Tony: Oh, ok.
James: What the hell are ya'll doing in there?


I was eating a life savers candy.

Stormtroopers of Death - Ballad of Jimi Hendrix

Another classic, had a very nostalgic day at work.

Anti Procrastination Song by Stormtroopers of Death 1985

This is an actual song from their 1985 album Speak English or Die. Very morbidly hilarious album from members of Anthrax.

Is It Racist?

David Vitter may possibly have the most racist ad campaign video of the year. Charlie Melancon is a good guy, and this shows how maniacal good people can be in the face of politics. Total rubbish.

Another Great Dilbert

It's more so funny when you think back to meetings where conversations like this actually took place. I was in one recently.

Don't like white potatoes, heaven forbid we don't want to enjoy the ambrosial sapidity of our ground grown carb loaded friends. Well the Scottish have found your solution. Far be it from me to judge whether or not they found the compound analysis of this crop in a sober state, only that they found it, and for that we thank them. The crop has been being grown all year, and plans for a big Holloween potato are already in the books. You can read the full article here.

Guess What Happens Next?

So this guy is going to ollie his skateboard up the side of the curb, can you guess what happens next? If you guessed a moonwalking man being pushed by a truck you're doing better than me.